Funny sayings about stupidity

1. "I'm not saying you're stupid, but you have the intellectual capacity of a rock."

2. "If stupidity was a superpower, you'd be a superhero."

3. "You're not just a shining example of stupidity, you're the whole lighthouse."

4. "You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle because you keep repeating the same stupid mistakes."

5. "If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."

6. "You're not just a few fries short of a Happy Meal, you're missing the whole drive-thru."

7. "I'm not sure if you're the poster child for stupidity, but you're definitely in the running."

8. "You're not just a few cards short of a full deck, you're playing with an empty hand."

9. "If stupidity was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence."

10. "You're not just a few sandwiches short of a picnic, you forgot to pack the basket too."

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