Funny sayings about the lottery

1. "The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math."

2. "Playing the lottery is like paying for a ticket to the 'hope and dreams' show."

3. "Winning the lottery is like finding a needle in a haystack, but with a lot more zeros."

4. "The lottery: where your odds of winning are about as good as getting struck by lightning while being eaten by a shark."

5. "Playing the lottery is like buying a ticket to the 'what if' train, with a one-way ticket to disappointment."

6. "The lottery is a game where you pick your numbers and then watch as the universe laughs at your choices."

7. "Winning the lottery is like finding a unicorn at the end of a rainbow - it's magical, but probably not going to happen."

8. "Playing the lottery is like trying to find a diamond in a pile of cubic zirconia - unlikely, but oh so tempting."

9. "The lottery: where your chances of winning are about as slim as your chances of waking up as a billionaire tomorrow."

10. "Playing the lottery is like chasing a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, except the rainbow keeps moving and the pot of gold is just a mirage."

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