Funny sayings about the new year

1. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."

2. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"

3. "I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person."

4. "This year, I'm going to make a resolution to stop procrastinating. Starting tomorrow."

5. "New Year, same me – because I'm already fabulous."

6. "I'm not making any New Year's resolutions. I'm just going to wing it and see what happens."

7. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door in the New Year – preferably with a pizza delivery."

8. "New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."

9. "I'm starting the New Year with a positive attitude and a negative bank account."

10. "My New Year's resolution is to remember to write '2022' instead of '2021' on all my checks. It's the little things that count, right?"

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