Funny sayings about the past

1. "The past is like a rearview mirror, it's important to glance at it but dangerous to stare."

2. "The past is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

3. "Don't let the past steal your present."

4. "The past is a bucket of ashes, so live not in your yesterdays, no just for tomorrow, but in the here and now."

5. "The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence."

6. "The past is a canceled check, the future is a promissory note, and the present is cash in hand."

7. "The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited, or erased; it can only be accepted."

8. "The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now."

9. "Don't look back, you're not going that way."

10. "The past is a place of learning, not a place of living."

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