Funny sayings about thoughts
1. "I have so many thoughts, they should start charging rent."
2. "My thoughts are like a bad internet connection - they keep buffering."
3. "I think, therefore I am... confused."
4. "My thoughts are like a tangled ball of yarn - messy and hard to unravel."
5. "I have a thought for every occasion, except when I actually need one."
6. "My thoughts are like a never-ending game of whack-a-mole - just when I think I've got one under control, another pops up."
7. "My thoughts are like a squirrel on caffeine - constantly darting in different directions."
8. "I have so many thoughts, I could start a thought factory."
9. "My thoughts are like a leaky faucet - constantly dripping and driving me crazy."
10. "I have a thought for every situation, but most of them are probably better left unsaid."
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