Funny sayings about turning 50 years old
1. "At 50, you're halfway to 100...so, congratulations on reaching the halfway mark!"
2. "Turning 50 is like turning 25 in Celsius - it's a milestone worth celebrating!"
3. "50 is the new 30...until you try to party like you're 30 and realize you're definitely not!"
4. "They say life begins at 50...but so do the aches and pains!"
5. "Fifty and fabulous, just like a fine wine - aged to perfection!"
6. "At 50, you've earned the right to be a little extra...extra wise, extra experienced, and extra fabulous!"
7. "Turning 50 is like reaching the top of the hill...and realizing there's a whole rollercoaster ride waiting for you on the other side!"
8. "Fifty is when you start to appreciate the 'good old days' because they're the ones you can actually remember!"
9. "They say 50 is the new 40...but let's be real, it's more like the new 'I can't remember where I put my keys.'"
10. "Life begins at 50...and so do the jokes about getting older!"
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