Funny sayings about waiting for someone to go out

1. "Waiting for someone to get ready is like waiting for a snail to finish a marathon."

2. "I could have written a novel in the time it takes for them to get ready."

3. "If patience is a virtue, then waiting for someone to go out must be a test of saintly proportions."

4. "I've aged a year waiting for them to pick an outfit."

5. "I could have watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy by now."

6. "I'm starting to think they're waiting for the planets to align before they're ready to go out."

7. "I've seen glaciers move faster than this."

8. "I'm pretty sure the dinosaurs went extinct waiting for this person to get ready."

9. "I've reached a new level of zen while waiting for them to finish primping."

10. "I'm considering taking up knitting to pass the time."

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