Funny sayings about walmart

1. "I went to Walmart for a quick trip and came out three hours later with a cart full of things I didn't need. It's like a black hole for my wallet."

2. "You know you're at Walmart when you see someone in pajamas buying a TV and a bag of chips at 3 am."

3. "Walmart: where you can buy a wedding dress, a fishing rod, and a gallon of milk all in the same aisle."

4. "I don't always go to Walmart, but when I do, I end up buying things I never knew I needed."

5. "Walmart: the only place where you can witness a family argument, a fashion show, and a live cooking demonstration all in one visit."

6. "I think Walmart should have a 'survival of the fittest' section, where you have to fight your way through the crowds to get what you need."

7. "You know you're a regular at Walmart when the greeter starts recognizing you and gives you a high-five on your way in."

8. "Walmart: where the prices are low and the people-watching is free entertainment."

9. "I love how Walmart has everything I need, except for a sense of direction. I always end up getting lost in the aisles."

10. "Shopping at Walmart is like a treasure hunt, except the treasure is a good deal on toilet paper."

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