Funny sayings about weight
1. "I'm not overweight, I'm just under-tall."
2. "I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see."
3. "I'm not overweight, I'm under-heightened."
4. "I'm not fat, I'm just gravitationally challenged."
5. "I'm not chubby, I'm just horizontally gifted."
6. "I'm not overweight, I'm just over-loved by gravity."
7. "I'm not fat, I'm just a body positivity ambassador."
8. "I'm not heavy, I'm just a well-rounded individual."
9. "I'm not overweight, I'm just cultivating mass."
10. "I'm not fat, I'm just storing energy for a rainy day."
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