Funny sayings about wet dreams

1. "I had a dream last night that I was swimming in a pool of pudding. It was a real wet dream!"

2. "I woke up this morning feeling like a fish out of water after having a wet dream about being stranded on a desert island."

3. "My dreams are so wet, I should start wearing a snorkel to bed!"

4. "I had a dream that I was caught in a rainstorm made of chocolate syrup. Talk about a sticky situation!"

5. "I had a dream that I was surfing on a wave of melted cheese. It was grate!"

6. "I had a dream that I was swimming in a sea of soda pop. It was a real fizz-ical experience!"

7. "I had a dream that I was a mermaid in a sea of whipped cream. It was a frothy fantasy!"

8. "I had a dream that I was a sponge soaking up all the water in the ocean. It was a real wet dream come true!"

9. "I had a dream that I was a raindrop falling from the sky. It was a real drip!"

10. "I had a dream that I was a fish out of water, literally. It was a real splash!"

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