Funny sayings about whiskey

1. "Whiskey is liquid sunshine."

2. "I like my whiskey like I like my attitude - neat and strong."

3. "Whiskey: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."

4. "Whiskey is the answer, but I can't remember the question."

5. "I have mixed drinks about feelings, but whiskey helps me forget them."

6. "Whiskey: the adult version of a security blanket."

7. "Whiskey is like duct tape, it fixes everything."

8. "I make pour decisions when whiskey is involved."

9. "Whiskey: because no good story ever started with someone drinking water."

10. "Whiskey may not solve all your problems, but it's worth a shot."

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