Funny sayings about wife

1. "A wife is like a hand grenade - remove the ring and your house is gone!"

2. "Behind every successful man is a surprised wife."

3. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."

4. "A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

5. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

6. "A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short."

7. "My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met."

8. "A wife is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single."

9. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."

10. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

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