Funny sayings about wills

1. "A will is a dead giveaway."

2. "Inheritance is the only thing you can't take with you when you go."

3. "Writing a will is like planning a surprise party for yourself that you'll never attend."

4. "A will is a way to ensure your loved ones fight over your belongings even after you're gone."

5. "They say where there's a will, there's a way...to cause family drama."

6. "A will is like a roadmap to your afterlife garage sale."

7. "Writing a will is the ultimate way to control your loved ones from beyond the grave."

8. "A will is your last chance to be a bossy pants."

9. "They say money can't buy happiness, but it sure can cause a lot of arguments in a will reading."

10. "A will is like a love letter to your possessions, telling them who gets custody after you're gone."

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