Funny sayings about yo

1. "Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'."

2. "Yo hairline is so far back, it's on tomorrow."

3. "Yo face is so ugly, when you walk into a haunted house, you come out with a job application."

4. "Yo breath is so bad, it could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck."

5. "Yo intelligence is so low, you need a ladder to reach the top of your IQ."

6. "Yo fashion sense is so bad, even Wal-Mart wouldn't sell it."

7. "Yo cooking is so terrible, the smoke alarm cheers when you enter the kitchen."

8. "Yo bank account is so empty, even the ATM laughs when you check your balance."

9. "Yo dance moves are so awkward, even the wallflowers feel sorry for you."

10. "Yo jokes are so corny, even dad jokes cringe at your punchlines."

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