Funny sayings about your crush

1. "My crush is like a fine wine, they just keep getting better with age...and I keep getting more nervous around them."

2. "I think my crush is a magician because every time I see them, I lose my ability to speak coherently."

3. "My crush is like a rare Pokémon, hard to find and even harder to catch."

4. "I'm pretty sure my crush has a PhD in being adorable because they've definitely mastered the art."

5. "If my crush was a vegetable, they'd be a cute-cumber."

6. "I've got a crush on my dentist because every time I see them, I can't help but smile."

7. "My crush is like a cup of coffee - they keep me up all night thinking about them."

8. "I'm convinced my crush is a mind reader because every time I try to play it cool, they somehow know."

9. "My crush is like a magnet, I just can't seem to resist being drawn to them."

10. "I think my crush is secretly a superhero because they have the power to make my heart race with just a smile."

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