Funny sayings about zodiac signs
1. "Aries: The only sign that can start an argument with themselves and win."
2. "Taurus: Stubborn as a bull, but with a heart of gold (and a pantry full of snacks)."
3. "Gemini: The sign that can't make up its mind, but will still talk your ear off about it."
4. "Cancer: Moody like the phases of the moon, but with a soft spot for comfort food."
5. "Leo: The lion of the zodiac, always ready to roar...or take a nap in the sun."
6. "Virgo: Perfectionist to a fault, but can't seem to find their keys half the time."
7. "Libra: Balancing act extraordinaire, except when it comes to making decisions."
8. "Scorpio: Mysterious and intense, like a detective in a telenovela."
9. "Sagittarius: Wanderlust in human form, always chasing the next adventure (and probably getting lost along the way)."
10. "Capricorn: Ambitious and disciplined, but secretly dreaming of a life of luxury and leisure."
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