Funny sayings and facts
Sure, here are some funny sayings and facts for you:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "Did you know that bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't?"
7. "The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for red lights to turn green."
8. "If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die."
9. "Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air."
10. "The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes."
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1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn3. Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry4. Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph
1. You are the architect of your own destiny.2. The power to choose is a gift, use it wisely.3. Your choices determine your path in life.4. Choose with your heart, but act with your head.5. The freedom to choose is a privilege, embrace it.6. Your choices today shape your tomorrow.7. Cho
1. Embrace the simple life.2. Find beauty in the everyday.3. Let nature be your guide.4. Cozy comforts bring joy.5. Live in harmony with the seasons.6. Create a haven of peace and tranquility.7. Cherish the little things.8. Savor the moments of stillness.9. Let the earth nourish you
1. Stop in the name of love... and the law!2. I'm not just a cop, I'm your friendly neighborhood crime fighter!3. I'm here to serve, protect, and look adorable while doing it.4. Donut worry, I've got this under control.5. Crime doesn't stand a chance against this cuteness!6. I may be smal
1. The path to wisdom is paved with curiosity and humility.2. In stillness, the secrets of the universe reveal themselves.3. The greatest battles are fought within the self.4. Like a river, life flows in unexpected directions.5. To find peace, one must first embrace chaos.6. The light of
1. God bless mommy and daddy, keep me safe and happy.2. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.3. Babies are such a nice way to start people.4. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, do you know how loved you are?5. Thank you for my fingers, thank you for my toes, thank you for
Cheers to new beginnings!
1. I always say, 'a little weed makes everything better!'2. When life gives you lemons, smoke a joint and make lemonade.3. I may be a housewife, but I'm also a proud pot enthusiast!4. I don't need a glass of wine after a long day, I need a joint.5. I may be baking cookies, but I'm also baki
1. Gone but never forgotten, you will always live on in our hearts.2. In the garden of memories, we meet every day.3. Friends may come and go, but the memories of our departed friends will always stay.4. Even in death, your friendship continues to inspire and guide us.5. The bond we shared
1. May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and a whole lot of cookies!2. Wishing you a holiday season as bright as Rudolph's nose and as merry as Santa's laugh.3. Don't get your tinsel in a tangle, just enjoy the holiday season!4. Sending you warm wishes and cold eggnog this Christma