Funny sayings and jokes
Sure, here are a few funny sayings and jokes for you:
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
4. "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."
5. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
6. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
7. "I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."
8. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
9. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
10. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
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