Funny sayings and pictures
I'm glad you're looking for some humor! Here are a few funny sayings and pictures to brighten your day:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
And here's a funny picture to go along with it: [insert image of a cat wearing sunglasses and a hat]
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