Funny sayings and signs
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist with a microwave."
10. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
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1. I will always be by your side, no matter what.2. You are my rock, I will never abandon you.3. Together, we can weather any storm.4. I promise to stand by you through thick and thin.5. You are my forever, I will never let you go.6. In your heart, I have found my home. I will never leave
1. Text me maybe?2. Love stinks, but you don't!3. Netflix and chill?4. Swipe right for love.5. I'm yours, no refunds.6. You're my favorite notification.7. Let's taco 'bout love.8. Love is in the air... or is that just your cologne?9. I'm a keeper, not a creeper.10. You had me at '
1. 50 is the new fabulous!2. Age is just a number, and you wear it well at 50.3. Life begins at 50, so get ready for the best years yet!4. Fifty and fabulous, just like fine wine getting better with age.5. Embrace the wisdom and experience that comes with turning 50.6. Half a century neve
1. Dark hair, like a midnight sky, holds mysteries untold.2. In the shadows of her dark hair, lies the beauty of a thousand stars.3. Her dark hair cascaded like a river of silk, enchanting all who beheld it.4. Dark hair, like a cloak of night, conceals a world of secrets.5. The allure of da
1. Birds of a feather flock together.2. There's safety in numbers.3. A gang of thieves can never be honest.4. United we stand, divided we fall.5. In unity there is strength.6. You are known by the company you keep.7. It takes a village to raise a child.8. Better to be a wolf of the pa
1. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!2. Do you want to build a snowman?3. Snow much fun!4. Snowman kisses and winter wishes.5. Snowman hugs are the best kind of hugs.6. Chillin' with my snowmies.7. Snowman smiles and holiday cheer.8. Frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soul.9.
1. The earth is our mother, we must protect and nurture her.2. Nature's balance must be maintained, even if it means making sacrifices.3. The wind whispers secrets to those who listen.4. In the dance of life, we must learn to move with the rhythm of nature.5. The strength of the bear, the w
1. Life is full of shenanigans, so you might as well embrace the chaos.2. When in doubt, just blame it on the shenanigans.3. Let the shenanigans begin!4. It's all fun and games until the shenanigans get out of hand.5. A little bit of shenanigans never hurt anyone.6. Embrace the shenanigan
1. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.2. Life is a journey, not a destination.3. Life is a rollercoaster, enjoy the ride.4. Life is a puzzle, sometimes you have to piece it together.5. Life is a dance, so move to the rhythm.6. Life is a game, play it we
1. Alrighty then2. Roger that3. Copy that4. Sounds good5. Understood6. Got it7. All set8. Affirmative9. Very well10. Sure thing