Funny sayings at christmas
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "Christmas calories don't count, right? Asking for a friend."
3. "The only thing getting lit this Christmas are the lights on the tree."
4. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
5. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
6. "Christmas is the season to be jolly, but I'm more of a 'silent night, holy night' kind of person."
7. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buying everyone a round of drinks."
8. "I'm only a Grinch until the Christmas cookies come out."
9. "The elf on the shelf is watching, so I'm on my best behavior... until December 26th."
10. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
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