Funny sayings before turning 50

1. "I'm not 50, I'm 49.95 plus tax!"

2. "Life begins at 50... but so do the doctor's appointments."

3. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."

4. "Turning 50 is just like turning 40, but with more candles on the cake."

5. "Age is just a number, but 50 is a pretty big one."

6. "I'm not over the hill, I'm just approaching the summit."

7. "At 50, you start to realize that 'getting lucky' means finding your car in the parking lot."

8. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."

9. "50 is the new 30... until you try to stay up past 10 pm."

10. "They say life begins at 50, but I'm still waiting for the instruction manual."

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