Funny sayings beginning with i

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged."

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."

9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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Shivam sayings

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Paying it forward sayings

1. Be the reason someone believes in the goodness of people.2. Kindness is free, sprinkle that stuff everywhere.3. Do good and good will come to you.4. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.5. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.6. No act of

Sayings disney

1. All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney2. The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up. - Timothy Mouse, Dumbo3. You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - Christopher Robin, Winnie the

Funny fridge sayings

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Christmas bell sayings

1. Ring in the holiday cheer with the sound of Christmas bells.2. The jingle of Christmas bells fills the air with joy and merriment.3. May the ringing of Christmas bells bring peace and goodwill to all.4. Let the sweet sound of Christmas bells remind us of the magic of the season.5. The me

Dog christmas greeting card sayings

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Famous sayings of marcus aurelius

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Sweat shirt sayings

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2017 best sayings

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Cute maine sayings

1. You can't get there from here.2. Wicked good.3. Ayuh.4. You betcha.5. Down East.6. The way life should be.7. From away.8. Bean suppah.9. Goin' upta camp.10. The County.