Funny sayings by dogs
1. "I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky."
2. "I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my 'please' face."
3. "I may be a dog, but I'm also a master of the 'puppy eyes' technique."
4. "I don't always bark at the mailman, but when I do, it's because he's a threat to national security."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for when the squirrels come back."
6. "I'm not a morning dog, I'm a night owl...err, night dog."
7. "I'm not stealing your socks, I'm just borrowing them for a while."
8. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have refined tastes."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just practicing selective hearing."
10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a master of mischief."
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