Funny sayings by famous people
1. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde
2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
3. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
4. "I can resist everything except temptation." - Mae West
5. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
6. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
7. "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen
8. "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." - W.C. Fields
9. "I intend to live forever, or die trying." - Groucho Marx
10. "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers
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