1. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying."
2. "If you can read this, I've lost my caravan."
3. "My driving scares me too."
4. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting."
5. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "Caution: Blonde driving."
8. "I'm not drunk, I'm avoiding potholes."
9. "Honk if you love peace and quiet."
10. "If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you."
Above is Funny sayings car decals.
1. Keep on truckin'!2. If you got it, a truck brought it.3. Truckers move America.4. Rollin' down the highway.5. Life behind the wheel.6. Truckin' ain't for sissies.7. 10-4, good buddy.8. Highway therapy.9. Born to truck, forced to sleep.10. Truckers do it with big rigs.
Rougher than a cat's tongue
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1. Sister, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine!2. Happy birthday to my sister, who is proof that age is just a number... and not a very important one at that!3. Sister, remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more experienced at being fabul
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