Funny sayings coasters
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of the floor."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist with an appetite."
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1. Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled with love, joy, and laughter!2. May your Christmas be merry and bright, just like your Facebook feed!3. Sending warm holiday wishes to all my Facebook friends. Merry Christmas!4. May your heart be filled with the magic of Christmas and your feed with be
1. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.2. I'm not late, I'm just on Hawaiian time.3. I'm not procrastinating, I'm strategically delaying.4. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.5. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a call with my future self.6. I'm not slacking off, I'm multit
1. Gone fishing, be back when I catch something.2. A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work.3. Fish tremble at the mention of my name.4. Fish more, worry less.5. The best days are spent fishing.6. Born to fish, forced to work.7. Fishing: The art of patience.8. Life
1. Friends are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they're always there.2. Good friends are like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.3. Friends make the good times better and the hard times easier.4. In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.5. F
1. Wishing you a happy birthday, may your day be filled with joy and happiness.2. Even though we're no longer together, I still wish you all the best on your special day.3. Here's to a new year of life, may it bring you all the love and happiness you deserve.4. Happy birthday! I hope this yea
1. Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailor's warning.2. April showers bring May flowers.3. When it rains, it pours.4. Every cloud has a silver lining.5. A rainbow is a promise of sunshine after rain.6. Clear skies, full hearts, can't lose.7. Sunshine is the best m
1. Remember who you are.2. Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days.3. The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.4. Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.5. Change is good.
1. Gun rath air do shlighe - Good luck on your journey2. Tha mi 'n dòchas gun tèid gach soirbheachas leat - I hope that success will come with you3. Gun dèid leat - Good luck to you4. Tha mi 'n dòchas gun tèid gach math dhuit - I hope that everything goes well for you5. Gun robh mat
1. Indulge in luxury with 100 Grand!2. Treat yourself to a taste of decadence.3. Satisfy your sweet tooth with 100 Grand.4. A hundred grand of deliciousness in every bite.5. Get rich in flavor with 100 Grand.6. Experience the ultimate chocolate indulgence.7. A bar worth its weight in go
1. Better late than never! Happy belated birthday, may this year be filled with joy and blessings.2. Sorry I missed your special day, but my wishes for you are just as heartfelt. Happy belated birthday!3. Life gets busy, but that doesn't mean I forgot about you. Belated birthday wishes to an am