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1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. Let's get naughty2. Dirty mind, clean sheets3. Sexual healing4. I'm a lover, not a fighter5. Seduce me with your words6. Kiss me like you mean it7. I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands8. Love me like you mean it9. Not for the faint of heart10. Handle with care
Here are some baseball sayings that would look great on a t-shirt:1. Swing for the fences2. Home run hero3. Baseball is life4. Play ball!5. Diamonds are a player's best friend6. Pitch, hit, run7. In baseball, as in life, all the important things happen at home8. Baseball is 90% mental
1. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.2. The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken. - Samuel Johnson3. The chains that bind us are often the ones we have forged ourselves. - Unknown4. The strongest chains are the ones we cannot see. - Unkno
1. Time to say goodbye to the daily grind, and hello to relaxation and good times! Join us in celebrating [Name]'s retirement.2. After years of hard work, it's time to kick back and enjoy the fruits of labor. Please join us in honoring [Name]'s retirement.3. It's time to trade in the briefcase
Here are some popular dog sayings that you might find on shirts:1. Life is better with a dog.2. All you need is love and a dog.3. Dog hair, don't care.4. Home is where the dog is.5. I work hard so my dog can have a better life.6. My dog is my spirit animal.7. Dogs before dudes.8. Sorr
1. Life is a canvas, and we are the artists painting our own masterpiece.2. In the story of life, we are the authors of our own destiny.3. Life is a journey, and every twist and turn is a new chapter waiting to be written.4. The beauty of life lies in its unpredictability, like a thrilling no
1. A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. 2. A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. 3. A father's love is like no other. It stands the test of time, transcending all obstacles with unwa
1. You are my heart, my soul, my everything. Happy Valentine's Day.2. I love you more than words can express. Happy Valentine's Day.3. You make my world brighter and my heart lighter. Happy Valentine's Day.4. Every moment with you is a blessing. Happy Valentine's Day.5. You are the love of
1. To my beautiful daughter, may your birthday be as special as you are to me.2. Happy birthday to my amazing daughter, who brings so much joy and love into my life.3. Daughters are like flowers, they bring beauty and happiness wherever they go. Happy birthday, my dear.4. On your special day,
1. Don't feed the trolls, starve them with kindness.2. Trolls may be loud, but kindness speaks volumes.3. A troll's bark is worse than their byte.4. In the world of trolls, patience is a warrior's best weapon.5. Trolls thrive on negativity, so let positivity be your shield.6. When faced w