Funny sayings desktop backgrounds
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... in Candy Crush."
10. "I'm not a chef, I just microwave really well."
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1. Sweet as sugar, cute as a button, our little girl is coming soon!2. Pink bows and tiny toes, welcome to the world, little one!3. Twinkle, twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are?4. A little bit of heaven sent down to earth, our baby girl is a precious gift.5. Sugar, spice, and
1. A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, and touches a heart. - Unknown2. Teaching is the profession that teaches all other professions. - Unknown3. The influence of a good teacher can never be erased. - Unknown4. Teaching is the greatest act of optimism. - Colleen Wilcox5. To teach is to t
1. We are so grateful for your presence at our wedding and for the thoughtful gift. Your support means the world to us.2. Thank you for sharing in the joy of our special day. Your love and well wishes are truly appreciated.3. Your kindness and generosity have touched our hearts. Thank you for b
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.5. A penny saved is a penny earned.6. You reap what you sow.7. Don't cry over spilled milk.8. When life gives you lemons, make
1. Customer service: where the customer is always right... until they're not.2. Customer service: where every call is an adventure in patience.3. Customer service: where 'I'll escalate this to my manager' is the ultimate power move.4. Customer service: where 'I'm sorry for the inconvenience'
1. Know your worth and never settle for anything less.2. You are the author of your own story, make it a bestseller.3. Don't wait for others to validate your worth, know it yourself.4. You are a masterpiece, not everyone will understand your value.5. Believe in yourself so strongly that oth
1. A stitch in time saves nine.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. You can't judge a book by its cover.6. The early bird catches the worm.7. All good things must come to an end.8. Better late than neve
Sure, here are some more serious sayings:1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.4. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.5. In
1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!2. May your birthday be as bright and beautiful as you are.3. Another year older, another year wiser. Happy birthday!4. On your special day, may all your wishes come true and all your dreams be fulfilled.5.
1. You otterly stole my heart.2. You're the otter half of me.3. I'm otterly in love with you.4. You're my significant otter.5. You make my heart otterly happy.6. You're otterly adorable.7. I otterly adore you.8. You're otterly perfect to me.9. You're the otter to my river.10. I'm