Funny sayings disability

1. "I'm not disabled, I'm differently abled...at finding creative parking spots!"

2. "I may have a disability, but I'm still more capable than my alarm clock in the morning!"

3. "I have a disability, but my ability to make people laugh is off the charts!"

4. "I may have a disability, but I can still out-dance anyone in a wheelchair!"

5. "Having a disability just means I have a built-in excuse for not doing the dishes!"

6. "I may have a disability, but I'm still a superhero in my own right...my superpower is finding the TV remote!"

7. "Who needs a gym membership when you have a disability? I get my workout just trying to open a stubborn pickle jar!"

8. "Having a disability means I have a legitimate reason to never volunteer to be the designated driver!"

9. "I may have a disability, but I can still run circles around you...in my wheelchair!"

10. "My disability doesn't define me, but it does make for some hilarious stories at family gatherings!"

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Funny sayings egg cartons

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Sayings about not getting involved in arguments

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