Funny sayings english teachers
1. "I before E, except after C... and in a bunch of other weird words that don't follow the rule."
2. "A dangling participle walked into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asked, 'Are you leaving?'"
3. "A verb walks into a bar, sees a noun, and says, 'Hey, wanna go back to my place and conjugate?'"
4. "Why did the English teacher bring a ladder to class? To help the students reach new heights in their writing."
5. "Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet in a poem."
6. "Why did the grammar teacher go to the beach? To catch some rays... and some misplaced modifiers."
7. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
8. "I used to be a wordplay enthusiast, but then I got comma-tose."
9. "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
10. "I told my English teacher I was going to write a paper on procrastination. She said, 'I'll look forward to reading it... eventually.'"
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