Funny sayings etc
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension."
10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
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1. Regret is a weight that can crush your spirit if you let it linger too long.2. Regret is a bitter pill to swallow, but it can also be a powerful teacher.3. Regret serves as a reminder of the importance of making thoughtful choices in life.4. Regret is like a shadow that follows you, but it
1. Clay is the earth's skin. 2. In pottery, imperfections are what make each piece unique. 3. Throwing clay is like molding a dream into reality. 4. A potter's hands are guided by the soul of the clay. 5. Every crack tells a story of resilience and repair. 6. The kiln transforms raw clay
1. You are my favorite love story.2. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.3. I choose you. And I'll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I'll keep choosing you.4. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.5. You are my happy place.6
1. May the road rise up to meet you, and the wind always be at your back.2. May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.3. May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead.4. May you live as long as you want,
1. The best moments in life are the ones you can't explain, because words can never do them justice. 2. Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault3. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that t
1. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. - 1 Timothy 6:102. Keep your life free from love of money, and be content with what you have. - Hebrews 13:53. Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal, but lay up f
1. A family is like a forest, when you are outside it is dense, when you are inside you see that each tree has its place. 2. Family is not an important thing, it's everything. 3. Family is the heart of a home. 4. In the family, love is shared and memories are made. 5. Family is the anchor t
1. I'm not a pest, I'm just misunderstood.2. I may be small, but I've got big dreams.3. I'm not scared of humans, I just like to keep them on their toes.4. I may be a cockroach, but I've got a lot of character.5. I may be creepy, but I've got a great sense of humor.6. I may scuttle around
1. Your presence is the best present we could ask for.2. No gifts needed, just your love and support.3. We have everything we need, except for your love and well wishes.4. Your love and good vibes are all we need to start our journey together.5. In lieu of gifts, we ask for your continued l
1. Dauðinn er eins og gamanleikur, það er ekki hægt að komast undan. (Death is like a game, it cannot be avoided.)2. Dauðinn kemur á endanum, en minningarnar lifa á. (Death comes in the end, but memories live on.)3. Dauðinn er eins og ský, hann fer en minningarnar standa eftir. (Death is like