Funny sayings for 30th birthday cards

1. "Turning 30 is like being upgraded to the 'adulting' version 3.0. Good luck with the bugs!"

2. "30 is the new 20... but with more responsibilities and fewer hangovers."

3. "Don't worry, 30 is just a number. A really big, scary number."

4. "Happy 30th! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more distinguished... like a fine wine or a stinky cheese."

5. "Welcome to the 30s club, where the only rule is to pretend we have it all together."

6. "30 is the perfect age - old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway."

7. "Congratulations on 30 years of awesomeness! Now let's see what trouble we can get into in the next 30."

8. "They say life begins at 30... but so do the wrinkles and the grey hairs. Enjoy!"

9. "30 is when you start to realize that 'adulting' is just a fancy word for making it up as you go along."

10. "Happy 30th! May your coffee be strong, your naps be long, and your wrinkles be few."

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