Funny sayings for 420
1. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom... who enjoys 420."
2. "I'm not high maintenance, I'm just high."
3. "I'm not addicted to weed, we're just in a committed relationship."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not a stoner, I'm a cannabis connoisseur."
6. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring the depths of my mind."
7. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."
8. "I'm not paranoid, I'm just really good at predicting worst-case scenarios."
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on 'weed time'."
10. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a couch adventurer."
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