Funny sayings for 50 year olds
1. "At 50, you're not old, you're just well-seasoned."
2. "Turning 50 is like fine wine - it only gets better with age."
3. "Life begins at 50... and so do the jokes about getting older!"
4. "Fifty is the new fabulous - just with a few more creaks and cracks."
5. "Fifty: the age where you start to appreciate the finer things in life, like naps and stretchy pants."
6. "You know you're 50 when your idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 pm."
7. "Fifty is when you start to count your blessings... and your wrinkles."
8. "They say 50 is the new 30, but let's be real - it's more like the new 'where did I leave my glasses?'"
9. "Fifty: the age where you can still party like a rockstar... as long as it's over by 9 pm."
10. "Fifty is just a number - a really big, noticeable number, but still just a number."
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