Funny sayings for 60 year old cakes
1. "60 is the new 40...until you try to blow out all those candles!"
2. "Age is just a number, but those candles are starting to look like a fire hazard!"
3. "Life begins at 60...or so they say, but let's start with cake!"
4. "60 and fabulous, just like this cake...minus the wrinkles!"
5. "Turning 60 is like fine wine, it only gets better with age...unlike your eyesight!"
6. "60 years young and still not a day over fabulous!"
7. "They say 60 is the new 40, but I'm pretty sure my knees didn't get the memo!"
8. "60 and still rocking it, just like this cake...except with more frosting!"
9. "Happy 60th birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just well-seasoned!"
10. "At 60, you've earned the right to have your cake and eat it too...with a side of ice cream!"
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