Funny sayings for bar signs

1. "Free beer tomorrow."

2. "I'm outdoorsy - I drink on patios."

3. "Drink triple, see double, act single."

4. "Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."

5. "In dog beers, I've only had one."

6. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."

7. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's kind of the same thing."

8. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

9. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a gravity tester."

10. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

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