Funny sayings for bathrooms
1. "Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen."
2. "Please remain seated during the entire performance."
3. "Wash your hands and say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere."
4. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
5. "Bathroom rules: If it's up, put it down. If it's on, turn it off. If it's dirty, clean it up."
6. "Remember, you're not just sitting on a toilet, you're creating a masterpiece."
7. "This is my throne, so bow down."
8. "No job is finished until the paperwork is done."
9. "In this bathroom, we aim to please. You aim too, please."
10. "Welcome to the throne room, where every king needs his crown."
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