Funny sayings for beer mugs
1. "Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
2. "In dog beers, I've only had one."
3. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862."
4. "I have mixed drinks about feelings... and by mixed drinks, I mean beer."
5. "Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore."
6. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast."
7. "Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
8. "Life is brewtiful."
9. "Beer me up, Scotty!"
10. "I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my karaoke skills."
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