Funny sayings for birthday invitations

1. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say! Join us for a birthday celebration!"

2. "Age is just a number, but cake is a must! Come celebrate with us!"

3. "Let's eat cake and pretend we're young again! Join us for a birthday bash!"

4. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional! Let's party!"

5. "Life's too short to not eat cake on your birthday! Join us for a sweet celebration!"

6. "Another year, another excuse to eat cake! Come celebrate with us!"

7. "Aging like fine wine... or maybe just aging! Let's toast to another year!"

8. "Getting older is inevitable, but growing up is optional! Let's have some fun!"

9. "You're not getting older, you're just getting more distinguished! Come celebrate with us!"

10. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you! Let's celebrate your awesomeness!"

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