Funny sayings for cakes

1. "Age is just a number, but cake is eternal."

2. "Life is short, eat the cake first."

3. "Cake: the answer to all of life's problems."

4. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not."

5. "Cake: because no great story ever started with a salad."

6. "You can't be sad when you're holding a slice of cake."

7. "Cake: the ultimate comfort food."

8. "Cake: the only love triangle I want to be a part of."

9. "Cake: the sweetest way to celebrate anything."

10. "Cake: the reason I have trust issues with portion control."

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