Funny sayings for cards free usage
1. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number! Happy Birthday!"
2. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned. Like a fine wine or a good cheese. Or a vintage car. Okay, maybe I am old. Happy Birthday!"
3. "You're not getting older, you're getting more distinguished. And by distinguished, I mean wrinkly. Happy Birthday!"
4. "They say age is just a state of mind. So, let's all pretend we're 21 again and party like it's 1999! Happy Birthday!"
5. "You're not over the hill, you're just approaching the summit of awesomeness. Happy Birthday!"
6. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Here's to never growing up! Happy Birthday!"
7. "You're not old, you're just retro-cool. Like vinyl records and cassette tapes. Happy Birthday!"
8. "You're not old, you're a classic. Like a vintage car or a timeless piece of art. Happy Birthday!"
9. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. And trust me, we've been enjoying you a lot! Happy Birthday!"
10. "They say with age comes wisdom. So, consider yourself the wisest person in the room. Happy Birthday!"
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