Funny sayings for dads birthday poems

1. "Dad, you're not old, you're just a classic!"

2. "Happy birthday, Dad! May your jokes be as cheesy as ever."

3. "Dad, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age (and a little bit more expensive!)"

4. "To the man who taught me how to dad joke like a pro, happy birthday!"

5. "Dad, you're the real MVP - Most Valuable Pops!"

6. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number! Happy birthday, old man!"

7. "Dad, you're the reason I have such a great sense of humor - I got it from you (and maybe a little bit from Mom too!)"

8. "Happy birthday, Dad! May your dad jokes be on point and your golf swing be even better."

9. "Dad, you're not just a year older, you're a year wiser...or so you keep telling us!"

10. "To the man who can fix anything, including my broken heart - happy birthday, Dad!"

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