Funny sayings for dating sites
1. "Looking for someone to share my Netflix password with."
2. "Swipe right if you can handle my dad jokes."
3. "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best...which is still pretty bad."
4. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
5. "I'm not a weatherman, but I can promise you a few inches tonight...of snow, of course."
6. "Looking for someone to be the peanut butter to my jelly...or the wine to my cheese."
7. "I'm not a doctor, but I can cure your loneliness."
8. "I'm like a fine wine, I get better with age...and I'll probably give you a headache if you have too much of me."
9. "If you can make me laugh, you're already halfway to my heart...the other half is chocolate."
10. "Looking for someone to join me in my quest to find the best tacos in town."
Above is Funny sayings for dating sites.
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