Funny sayings for everything
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged."
5. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
9. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating a surprise memory game."
10. "I'm not indecisive, I'm just exploring all my options."
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1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?4. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.5. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.6. I'm not a morning person, don't talk
Here are some abandoned sayings and quotes that may be considered wise:1. Sometimes the most important thing you can do is walk away. - Unknown2. Abandonment doesn't have to be the end; it can be a new beginning. - Unknown3. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown4. L
1. The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. - Alan Watts2. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Nelson Mandela3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4.
1. Break a leg - good luck2. Bite the bullet - endure a painful situation3. Cost an arm and a leg - very expensive4. Don't cry over spilled milk - don't worry about things that have already happened5. Hit the nail on the head - describe something accurately6. Kill two birds with one stone
1. Drill, baby, drill!2. Roughnecks do it in the oilfield.3. Life is better on an oil rig.4. We don't just work on rigs, we live on them.5. In the heart of the oil patch.6. Oil rigs: where the real work gets done.7. Blood, sweat, and oil.8. Rig life, best life.9. The sound of the dr
1. Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.2. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.3. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.4. A day without a frien
1. You're not just my boyfriend, you're my best friend.2. I'm so grateful to have you as both my best friend and my boyfriend.3. You're the one I can always count on, my best friend and my love.4. Having you as my best friend and my boyfriend is the best of both worlds.5. You're not just my
1. You are capable of achieving anything you set your mind to.2. Always remember your worth and never settle for less than you deserve.3. Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.4. Embrace your uniqueness and let your light shine bright.5. Your voice matters, so speak up a
I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your grandson. Here are some sayings that may offer comfort during this difficult time:1. Although it's difficult today to see beyond the sorrow, may looking back in memory help comfort you tomorrow.2. Those we love don't go away, they walk beside us every day.
1. I mow, therefore I am... exhausted.2. I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to lawn mowing.3. Mowing the lawn is my grass-tastic workout.4. I'm a lawn mower ninja, slicing through grass with precision.5. I'm the grass whisperer, making lawns green with envy.6. Mowing the lawn is my gr