Funny sayings for farts
1. "A fart is just a laugh that couldn't hold it in."
2. "Farting is like applause from your butt."
3. "Let it rip, it's just your butt applauding."
4. "Farting is the sound of freedom."
5. "Farting is just your body playing the trumpet."
6. "Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?"
7. "Farting is the only thing you can get away with in public that still makes people laugh."
8. "Farting is like a high-five from your digestive system."
9. "Farting is nature's way of saying 'excuse me'."
10. "If you didn't fart, you'd explode!"
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