Funny sayings for graduation cards
1. "You did it! Now go out there and show the world that you're more than just a pretty face...you're also a graduate!"
2. "Congratulations on graduating! Remember, the tassel was worth the hassle."
3. "You're officially a graduate now, so go forth and conquer the world...or at least conquer your student loans!"
4. "You're now a certified smarty pants! Time to put those brains to good use."
5. "You've graduated! Now you can finally stop using 'studying' as an excuse to avoid doing laundry."
6. "Congratulations on graduating! Now you can add 'professional nap-taker' to your resume."
7. "You're officially a graduate! Time to trade in those sweatpants for a pantsuit...at least until you find a job that lets you wear sweatpants again."
8. "You did it! Now go forth and make your parents proud...or at least make them stop asking when you're going to get a job."
9. "Congratulations on graduating! Remember, the real world is just like school, except you don't get summers off."
10. "You're now a graduate, which means you're one step closer to becoming a real adult...but let's not rush things, shall we?"
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