1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Well, this is awkward..."
3. "Here lies someone who finally stopped procrastinating."
4. "I'm just here for the eternal nap."
5. "Don't worry, I'll haunt you later."
6. "I always knew I'd end up here."
7. "At least I don't have to pay taxes anymore."
8. "Here lies the world's greatest lover... of naps."
9. "I told you I was feeling a little grave."
10. "I'll be back... maybe."
Above is Funny sayings for gravestones.
1. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. - John F. Kennedy2. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt3. Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth. - Abraham Lincoln4. In the
1. All I want for Christmas is a nap.2. Dear Santa, define 'nice'.3. Christmas calories don't count, right?4. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.5. Christmas shopping: because finding the perfect gift for someone you barely tolerate is hard.6.
1. I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.2. I am the God of Manchester.3. I came like a king, left like a legend.4. I don't need a trophy to tell me I'm the best.5. I am Zlatan Ibrahimovic, and I am the best.6. I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.7. I don't believe in luck,
1. Rubbin' is racin'!2. If you ain't first, you're last!3. Drive it like you stole it!4. Crash and burn, baby!5. No guts, no glory!6. It's not the size of the car in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the car!7. Bump, grind, and survive!8. In derby, we trust!9. Keep calm and s
1. Co dwie głowy, to nie jedna. - Two heads are better than one.2. Gdzie dwóch się bije, tam trzeci korzysta. - When two quarrel, the third one benefits.3. Nie ma tego złego, co by na dobre nie wyszło. - Every cloud has a silver lining.4. Kto rano wstaje, temu Pan Bóg daje. - The earl
1. Freshness is the essence of life. - J.S. Bach2. In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir3. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller4. Every morning is a fresh beginnin
1. Lick your wounds.2. Tongue-tied.3. Speak with a forked tongue.4. Wagging tongues.5. Bite your tongue.6. Have a silver tongue.7. Cat got your tongue?8. Slip of the tongue.9. Hold your tongue.10. Sharp tongue.
Here are some popular sayings from the movie The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel:1. Everything will be all right in the end. If it's not all right, then it's not the end.2. The only real failure is the failure to try.3. There is no past that we can bring back by longing for it. Only a present that
1. Metal is the only genre where you can find a song about unicorns and dragons right next to a song about war and destruction. 2. Metalheads don't just listen to music, they live it. 3. Metal music isn't just a sound, it's a way of life. 4. In a world full of pop music, be a metalhead. 5.
Sure, here are the etymologies of a few common sayings:1. Bite the bullet - This saying originated from the practice of having soldiers bite on a bullet during surgery in the absence of anesthesia. It was believed that biting on a bullet would help distract the soldier from the pain.2. Break the