1. "Dropping the kids off at the pool."
2. "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."
3. "Visiting the porcelain throne."
4. "Laying some cable."
5. "Doing the deed in the reading room."
6. "Unleashing the chocolate hostage."
7. "Making a deposit at the porcelain bank."
8. "Releasing the Kraken."
9. "Taking a trip to the loo with a view."
10. "Answering nature's call."
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