Funny sayings for kids

1. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!"

2. "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

3. "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

4. "What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!"

5. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!"

6. "What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!"

7. "Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!"

8. "What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!"

9. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

10. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"

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Fountain sayings

1. A fountain of knowledge.2. From the fountain of youth.3. Make a wish at the fountain.4. Refreshing as a fountain.5. Drinking from the fountain of life.6. Flowing like a fountain.7. Fountain of inspiration.8. Dancing waters of the fountain.9. Finding solace by the fountain.10. F

Funny sign of the cross sayings

1. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Toast!2. May the Holy WiFi be with you.3. Bless me Father, for I have sinned... and it was epic!4. Holy Guacamole, deliver us from evil!5. Forgive me Father, for I have texted.6. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit fi

German sayings sugar

Das ist mir Wurst - Literally translates to That's sausage to me, meaning I don't care.Die Katze im Sack kaufen - Literally translates to To buy a cat in a sack, meaning to buy something without inspecting it first.Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei - Literally translates to Eve

Loving family sayings

1. Family is not an important thing, it's everything.2. Family is where life begins and love never ends.3. In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony.4. Family is the heart of a home.5. Family is like branche

Dr doom sayings funny

1. I am Doom... the beginning of the end!2. You dare to challenge Doom? You are as foolish as you are puny.3. I am Doom, the master of all I survey! And that is a lot, by the way.4. Bow before Doom, for resistance is futile.5. I am Doom, the one true ruler of Latveria... and the world, if I

Funny persian sayings

1. Har ki khafeh, be dar miayad. (Whoever is angry, will come to the door.)2. Har chizi ke dar ghalat ast, dar ghalat ast. (Everything that is wrong is wrong.)3. Gav az ghalam minevisad. (Even a cow can write with its horn.)4. Har kasi be sar-e khod mizanad. (Everyone carries their own head.

Find someone quotes sayings

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Newfoundland sayings exclamation

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Proverbs

Different sayings for you're screwed

1. You're in deep trouble.2. You're in a tight spot.3. You're in hot water.4. You're in a pickle.5. You're in a bind.6. You're up the creek without a paddle.7. You're in a fix.8. You're in a jam.9. You're in a sticky situation.10. You're in for it now.